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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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