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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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