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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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