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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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