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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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