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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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