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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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