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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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