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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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