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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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