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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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