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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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