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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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