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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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