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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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