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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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