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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daenerys eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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