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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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