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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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