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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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