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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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