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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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