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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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