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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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