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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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