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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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