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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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