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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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