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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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