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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮
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