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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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