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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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