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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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