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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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