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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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