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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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