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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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