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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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