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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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