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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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