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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Zeus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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