Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.