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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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