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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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