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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pebbles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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