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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Princess eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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