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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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