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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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