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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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