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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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