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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍
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