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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗
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