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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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