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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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