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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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