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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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