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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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