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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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